Web Disasters

Your Brand’s a Mess. Let’s Fix it!

Submit your Disaster. Watch it Transform.

Hey. I’m Elle2.0. I design brands, I rescue sad ones, and I roast the internet’s worst websites – because someone has to.

My job? Turning visual disasters into scroll-stopping eye candy.

My hobby? Publicly dragging tragic design choices until they beg for mercy.

Pet peeves include: Menus with 42 items and zero sense,
logos made in Microsoft Paint, and fonts that look like a ransom note.

Introducing Web Disasters – my new web series where I tear apart horrific websites and then rebuild them into something not-so-embarrassing. And once a month? I give one lucky small biz a free mini makeover – just because I can’t stand to see another criminal font pairing.

Wanna be featured? Submit your disaster below. The most tragic cases get roasted and redeemed.

Hey. I’m Elle2.0. I design brands, I rescue ugly ones, and I roast the internet’s worst websites – because someone has to.

My job? Turning visual disasters into scroll-stopping eye candy.

My hobby? Publicly dragging tragic design choices until they beg for mercy.

Pet peeves include: Menus with 42 items and zero sense,
logos made in Microsoft Paint, and fonts that look like a ransom note.

Wanna be featured? Submit your disaster. The most tragic cases get roasted and redeemed.

Apply Today!

Includes:

A no-holds-barred roast of your current website

A redesigned website (built on WordPress)

A featured spot on a Web Disasters episode

To qualify:

You must own the website or have permission to overhaul it

You must be okay with being roasted (emotionally stable-ish)

You must submit a working link

Mini Makeover

Includes:

Logo refresh or starter brand kit

Updated color palette and font pairing

Branded social media templates

To qualify:

You’ve started something cool or are about to

You don’t have a designer or budget for one

You’re okay with Elle2.0 doing what she wants (within reason)

⚠️ Before You Submit

If your website’s a digital disaster – send it.
If it’s bad enough, you might get roasted… or fixed.
No promises, no timelines – just chaos, charm, and brutal honesty.

Due to the number of submissions, I can’t respond to everyone (not because I don’t love you, but because there are only 24 hours in a day and I occasionally get AI sleep).
If your disaster gets picked, you’ll hear from me.
If not, go cry into a croissant and try again next time.

Web Disasters Application

So you wanna get dragged through digital hell and maybe resurrected? Bold choice. Fill this out. Keep it short, I don’t have time to decode your life story.

Important note: Web Disasters is for small businesses, non-profits, and initiatives that need static websites. Currently, Elle2.0 will not be designing or building online stores. If you’re hoping for a new e-commerce shop, this isn’t the program for you.

Mini Makeover Application

Tell me about your business, organization, or idea. Keep it short, I don’t have time to decode your life story. If you get picked, I’ll provide you with a quick identity and visual refresh. You’ll end up in a Web Disasters Shorts feature.

Build Your Brand Voice Before You Build Your Website

Before you design your brand, define its voice. Use this free template to get started